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    • i like the aesethicdibec
    • I look forward to a sterile, multi ethnicity, multi location video that melts my/our eyes with creativity and brief moments of controlled "humor".ideaist
    • we're so excited to bring you
      this really is a gamechanger
      our fastest most powerful iphone yet
      etc etc
      hans_glib
    • Don't forget their contributions to eco friendly manufacturing processes, the immense impact on education, as well as your personal health and well being.SteveJobs
    • Looking forward to the '...one more thing...' Manumission foam party outro extravaganza with live fucking and naked tennis.face_melter
    • “One more thing” we no longer include charging adapter.NBQ00
    • I like the Halloween theme.utopian
    • '...one more thing, we have remotely filled your phone's storage with bricked audio clips of children screaming. entirely free of charge! Goodnight!'face_melter
    • Those colors together really really sucki_was
    • Everyone marvels over the new promo graphic but then the phone looks exactly the same.yuekit
    • "and that's not all!" "we are extremely excited about...."Krassy
    • ^ lol, classic.i_was
    • i still like the aestheticdibec
    • one more thing our glass is better now but it still breaks when it hits hard ground. and oh we have some nice glass on the backside too on many models...api
    • Despite all our claims, 3D and motion graphics will continue to suck on our computers.CyBrainX
    • How about a battery that doesn't go limp dick every time you touch the phone.cherub
    • Anyway, it's kinda hard to best yourself when you keep smoking the competition so hard. Sell subscriptions to ppl 2 keep using their older phones lol.cherub
    • Yes now i can have LiDAR on my phone?!?!milfhunter

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