America is Fucked

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  • zarb0z0

    I fancy a good part of America, if I'm honest. Everyone's on about the coming civil war and I'm not having it, but I do taste a bit of anarchy in November's forecast.

    I expect a rash of killing, each offender pleading justice on their magistrate's Twitter feed; every jury tainted; every opinion polarized. I see that.

    I dunna see war. I'm cautioned that anarchy is near as makes no difference war, but every time the Lakers get to cum in someone else's mouth, Los Angeles burns, but that's not war.

    Imagine instead the entire NBA, NFL, and MLB teams' simultaneous championships: massive metro-wide anarchy for days, weeks, or months, but not war. Second Amendment be damned--there's no way for American civilians to make a dent in any opposition but their own, under-armed kind...

    ...and that's exactly what they'll do.

    The only good thing I see about this is the LGBTQ community realizing that guns are not a bad idea after all, and quickly reconsider the notion that only the GOP get to have guns. As a person with both a penis and a vagina, I have significant issues with my postcode not allowing the peace of mind afforded by those in, say, 90210 (or 84058, or 10121, etc).

    I've been to America quite a lot, actually. I got mugged by a rough little chav in New Orleans in '99--he was armed with a sharpened toothbrush. I gave him ten quid instead of the beating he deserved because he represented "street-preneur" in a society that would accept no more serious motivation to divorce oneself from paper money. I wanted to see his attitude improve and it didn't.

    Entitlement. The lesson was mine.

    America is in for a rough fukkin fourth quarter, but Hogmannay is gonna be "LIT MUTHAFUKKAS" what with the isolated but peculiarly colorful bonfires strategically placed in camera-shot of every major news network on the continent.

    America *IS* fucked...but the clock is ticking until America unfucks itself and shames every Trumptard mong into killing off the GOP one voter at a time and diluting the remaining party with the merger of extroversion and private capital.

    Liberals outnumber conservatives. Once they realize this, SOMEBODY is going to do that bar scene from "A Bug's Life" and fuck a GOP scapegoat with a thousand acorns. From there, the Left will arm themselves, #BlackLivesShootBack, and "SOME" president with more conscience than a cheeze-spray will say, "Now, now, let's sit down, let's have a beer together, let's talk this out..."

    And that's a start. It'll generate laughs, but it's a start.

    ...while BoJo wanks another chapter into Brexit's manifesto.

    • Peace of mind in post codes cause u are a hermie? What force can stop your mind of having peace? I don't get itdeathboy
    • Why are you still here? Oh, right: because you are the voice of the mods who clamor just as much bigotry with not enough balls to say it themselves. Sod off.zarb0z
    • yea that didn't answer anythingdeathboy
    • Are you a hermaphrodite? What postcode are you in and how does it not allow you peace of mind as others exactly? Is the 90210 codes to blame?deathboy
    • i think u a bit off your rocker. maybe a foreign thingdeathboy
    • What I dearly love is that your level of bigotry isn't enough to get your sorry ass banned. Go fuck yourself.zarb0z
    • huh.. can u explain my said bigotry?deathboy

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