Joke of the Day

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    Two Jehovas Witness doing the rounds...knock on the front door of a home. Young man opens the door.

    Man: Hi...what's up?

    Jehovas Witness: Hi there. We're from the Jehovas Witnesses. I was wondering if you have a few minutes...perhaps we could come in and spread the word and enlighten you about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

    Man: Sure...I've got some free time. Come on in.

    So the 3 of them go inside...and sit in the lounge room.

    Man: OK then...now what?

    Jehovas Witness: Ummm...well...I'm not really sure. We've never made it this far before.

    • My brother is a hyper devout Evangelical Christian and all around nice guy. He actually did this once because he wanted to save them.garbage
    • This is exactly what he described. He even asked them to come back any time and they were even more dumbfounded.garbage
    • I took their pamphlet once, they kept coming back like clockwork for months...zarkonite
    • My brother hung out with them for several weeks until they finally gave up, lol.garbage
    • Just say you’re a satanist. I never see ‘em anymorescarabin
    • I used to make it inside all the time... *gigglePonyBoy

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