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A girl from work emails me:
"Hey, [drgs], I hear you are using the gym in the basement at work. When during the day are you there and do you work out alone?"
Please decode this for me
- Would normally look like what you think but I'm afraid it might just be to check the gym situation in the corona era. At least you have an opening!spl33nidoru
- Oh yeah baby oooh yeaaaahdrgs
- Male decode "OMG she wants to recreate that pornhub video I jerk off to". Female decode "I want to know when that smelly jerk uses the gym so I can avoid him."shapesalad
- "and know if any other jerks are at the gym with him."shapesalad
- No other jerks, just the onedrgs
- I think she's saying "could you do a Louis CK on me" in the gym. But I could be wrong!Ianbolton
- “I would like to work out but don’t want to risk being trapped alone in a room with you”********
- I think Ian's at least 120% correct here.Nairn
- She want to know if there's a lot of people at the gym at a specific time.Bennn
- It means. Drgs you Chad, I want you to take me doggystyle in the basement gym.NBQ00
- She doesnt want to be there alone, so she would use you as her security guard.Bennn
- Don't get your hopes up, drgs.Continuity
- Is she hot?moldero
- Not a girl per se, a married woman, btw
Hot, yesdrgs - Many conflicting advises in here. I shall use an arithmetic average -- a little bit of everythingdrgs
- married? that translates to: I want to use the gym, co-worker say drgs uses it, she doesn‘t want to bother you.uan
- Married? Eject! Eject!Continuity
- https://i.imgflip.co…pedromendez
- I would assume that she is trying to work out how much risk there is, in regards to social distancing, without offending you if you don’t go to the gym.slappy
- Drgs is a pervert, obviously. He wants a married woman to cheat.NBQ00
- She wants make sure that she avoids your corona-breath at all costs.utopian
- I don't chase women, but I'm open for service knowwhatimsayindrgs
- @drgs , the only sound advice here should be coming from the 2 female QBNrs and maybe Bennn's #bennnsplanationKrassy
- Relax, shes just a colleague, I angled it in a pervy way for your entertainment. In fact, I just came from the gym, and she was training there with her daughterdrgs
- didnt happen unless there's picsumbee54
- In B4 'is the daughter hot?'Continuity
- "Hook me up with her daughter, as long as she is at least 16 yrs old." - Bennnutopian
- Yep does not want to be alone with you********
- If she's with her daughter don't try anything men !********
- The fisrt not by spl33nidoru is the right answer.********
- first note, jeez********
- i_was... And loss all this vanal entertainment?OBBTKN
- yep, sadly********
- This sounds like the prequel to my post last week.BusterBoy