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Someone explain this to me, because I think I don't get it:
What's with all the toilet roll hoarding?
This is a respiratory illness, not a gastro-intestinal one.
- when/if they shut everything down you'll miss toilet paperGuyFawkes
- I suspect I'd miss food more.Continuity
- People are preparing to self quarantine. Up to a couple of weeks. For families that’s a shitload of toilet papermonospaced
- Hm. Righto. Carry on, then.Continuity
- It’s the media’s fault. What was just an anecdotal observation at some random Costco has been spun into this nonsense. Now everyone thinks tp is goldGnash
- Those fat, flip-flopped fucks buying bales of tp think they’ll be able to sell them on eBay for $5/rollGnash
- Never heard of “Shit hits the fan”. When it does, you’ll need a lot of toilet paper.NBQ00
- I've thought much the same, continuity.
Now's the first time in my life I wished i had a bidet. Always did as a kid, never used one.Nairn - In my own defence, media focus on fucking bog roll made me think people believed they were going to shit themselves inside out in some sort of ...Continuity
- ... faecal apocalypse.
So, fuck you, downvoters.Continuity - @nairn: you know, I'm with you there.
Or one of those fancy Japanese hotel toilets.Continuity - Now you understand the value of bitcoin.SteveJobs
- TP isn't even a necessary item. You can def live withoutnb
- If you're not stockpiling guns and ammo, you're just gathering supplies for those who do: https://www.youtube.…zarkonite
- No one gives a fuck about bitcoin, apart from people who give a fuck about bitcoin.Nairn
- Bitcoin is a luxury gambling game, in a Mad Max scenario it's the first thing to lose value and disappeardrgs
- https://www.qbn.com/…sted
- If you clean yourself with t/p you have a dirty anus, i'm sorry. (99 times out of 100)PeterPancake
- mfw you get that 1/100 bowel movementPeterPancake
- bowel movements come out of the mouth sideGuyFawkes