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  • moldero14

    wife: brings home a stray cat
    me: WTF is this shit, we already have a cat and a pit bull, it's going to stress out all the animals including the new cat
    wife: but, blah blah, poor cat, blah blah, so cute, blah blah, needs home, blah blah, yoga hippie shit.

    1 month passes, we all fall in love with the new cat, but original cat is still stressed out, pit bull "seems fine" with new cat.

    me: 20 minutes ago repeating in my head "don't say I told you so, don't say I told you so" as im burying the cat by the beach while the wife is crying because our pit bull did pit bull stuff to the new cat.

    • ripGnash
    • damnmonospaced
    • yoga hippie shit lolpango
    • Holy shit your OG cat is a Boss!HijoDMaite
    • um, "pit bull stuff?"whatthefunk
    • Pfft... Oh my, someone planned that.robotron3k
    • Face palmshellie
    • who bought the pit bull?sandpipe
    • Beach burial? Better than most get - hefty bag > communal garbage binfuturefood
    • https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
    • Your dog is a psychopath
      ********
    • better repeating it on qbn.com than your wife!hotroddy
    • so your old cat convinced the dog to kill the new one. your cat is a psycho
      ********
    • shiet. yea I dunno about pit pulls. especially when it has the taste for blood like that.inteliboy
    • Epic post that played out like a movie in my head !
      P.S. RIP new cat
      Krassy
    • You: *to wife while digging grave* You seeing this? Huh? You see whats happening here, don't you? Remember what I said?cannonball1978
    • Pitbull stuff is better than butt stuff resulting in the cat's demise.
      *cough* Sorry to hear about the little fella.
      Gucci
    • Can't blame the dog for doing dog stuff... You bring a random in it's space it's a goner! My little Shiba would do the samenecromation
    • Have a picture of old cat and pit bull high fiving in the laundry...pit bull laughing like Mutley.BusterBoy
    • I suggest the following title.
      Yoga Hippy Shit vs Pit Bull Stuff
      CyBrainX
    • oh hell nocanoe
    • you married?!?!!?CALLES

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