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Anybody else have sleep disorders?
I'm a full-blown parasomniac. I sleep walk, sleep talk, sleep run, sleep jump, sleep fall, etc.
I roam around and break things. I run into walls. I've woken up and realized I've been trying to open the front door.
I was once certain that I was picking a human-sized carrot out of the ground, Bugs Bunny style. Woke up to my girlfriend slapping me awake because I had her in a cuddly headlock, trying to pull her out of bed with me.
We have a long-standing agreement that if I start some sleep bullshit, it's slapping time. There have been times where I have been slapped while I was completely awake and just getting up for a glass of water. That might be funnier than the carrot episode.
She's put up with this nonsense for almost 6 years, so she must be a keeper. It usually only flares up when I'm stressed, and 'tis the season.
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- haha, not yet, but good to know.garbage
- I talk, and flail about. Never gone mobile, thank god.Gnash
- You need one of these: https://www.amazon.c…i_monk
- @monk lol, I would absolutely panic and worm my way out of the room.garbage
- @gnash I've told her to just lock the door behind me if I ever make it outside.garbage
- LolGnash
- Anoying and weaki_was
- Ive been told by my girlfriend that we’ve *ahem*... done stuff together in bed... which I have no recollection of because I was asleep.cannonball1978
- @cannonball Same, but I didn't mention that because a gentleman doesn't sleepfuck and tell lol.garbage
- @i_was Oh no. An illiterate moron thinks I'm "anoying". How will I make it through the night?garbage
- Well at least your not opening the fridge door and pissing in the crisper.BH26
- @BH Sleep pissing and sleep eating are the only two I don't do, but that would be a great way to incorporate the two.garbage