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    Anybody else have sleep disorders?

    I'm a full-blown parasomniac. I sleep walk, sleep talk, sleep run, sleep jump, sleep fall, etc.

    I roam around and break things. I run into walls. I've woken up and realized I've been trying to open the front door.

    I was once certain that I was picking a human-sized carrot out of the ground, Bugs Bunny style. Woke up to my girlfriend slapping me awake because I had her in a cuddly headlock, trying to pull her out of bed with me.

    We have a long-standing agreement that if I start some sleep bullshit, it's slapping time. There have been times where I have been slapped while I was completely awake and just getting up for a glass of water. That might be funnier than the carrot episode.

    She's put up with this nonsense for almost 6 years, so she must be a keeper. It usually only flares up when I'm stressed, and 'tis the season.

    • https://www.newscien…Gnash
    • haha, not yet, but good to know.garbage
    • I talk, and flail about. Never gone mobile, thank god.Gnash
    • You need one of these: https://www.amazon.c…i_monk
    • @monk lol, I would absolutely panic and worm my way out of the room.garbage
    • @gnash I've told her to just lock the door behind me if I ever make it outside.garbage
    • LolGnash
    • Anoying and weaki_was
    • Ive been told by my girlfriend that we’ve *ahem*... done stuff together in bed... which I have no recollection of because I was asleep.cannonball1978
    • @cannonball Same, but I didn't mention that because a gentleman doesn't sleepfuck and tell lol.garbage
    • @i_was Oh no. An illiterate moron thinks I'm "anoying". How will I make it through the night?garbage
    • Well at least your not opening the fridge door and pissing in the crisper.BH26
    • @BH Sleep pissing and sleep eating are the only two I don't do, but that would be a great way to incorporate the two.garbage

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