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    While taking a crap at work I finish and stand up to pull my pants up and my $120 Kershaw EDC knife slips out of my pocket and falls right into the bowel.
    I panic and think to just flush it down but I'm afraid it will clog and overflow. I tried to fish it out of all the paper and turds with the plunger but it just stirred up the poop water! I start to gag but have no other option to put my bare hand in the bowl to retrieve it.
    I feel so gross and dirty even know I've watched my hands and pocket knife 10 times already.
    I'm gagging just retelling the story! I better go wash my hands another 5 times.

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    • great, now every time i go to shake someones hands in the future, this will be all i'm thinking about.capn_ron
    • sell it. You'll never not think about your hand in there every time you look at it.Fax_Benson
    • Give it to your best friend's son?Fax_Benson
    • https://images.geniu…Fax_Benson
    • Meh, you ever try to dump an Winnebago toliet externally and the tube comes unbuckled... Pfft. Gag city.robotron3k
    • First world problems thread
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    • Ha!Hayoth
    • Relax its your own shit, I don't gag about this stuff, man up and move on.
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    • At a certain point, and this one of them, $125 isn’t that big of a deal. Not worth plunging your hand in your own shit and piss you sicko.monospaced
    • It's a bit of your own piss and shit, so fuck?Nairn
    • Tha f*ck you got a knife at work with you for?!microkorg
    • You gotta wash your hands, not watch them! Rookie mistake.antonyjwhite
    • @microkorg, lots of people have every day carry pocket knives on them, they are a useful tool.BabySnakes
    • I take public transit and our office is in an "up and coming" neighborhood (aka sketchy AF!). But mostley to open Amazon Prime packages.fooler
    • The lady doth protest too much, methinksautoflavour
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