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  • PonyBoy-7

    Foldable screen, triple camera and a FART sensor – the weirdest tech Apple’s iPhone 11 could feature

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/86…

    "One Apple patent reveals a specialised sensor that would turn the gadget into a poisonous gas detector – which could potentially even sniff out pongy farts."

    • Oh look we can bend a screen.

      Unless it has some useful function it's just a gimmick.
      NBQ00
    • too bad that Samsung own patent for foldable phone: https://www.patently…utopian
    • innovation never sleepsutopian
    • for fucks sake, flip phones are back?drgs
    • @drgs, Samsung just announced the Galaxy Fold for $2000. This here is fictional fan art.monospaced
    • Fake NewsHayzilla
    • let me know when it sucks my dick.pango
    • Did they not pay attention to the previous 10 versions? It'll be exactly the same but slightly thinner.yuekit
    • what problem does this solve here?mekk
    • ^ not being able to fit phones in our pockete-wo
    • I think it just satisfies the fan's curiosity about what they imagine Apple would do, nothing more.monospaced
    • "all screens are foldable if you're strong enough"dmay
    • err'body making phones should just cool their jets on the 'fashion over function' garbage products coming out today. Apple had a chance to be a good company.colab
    • The next big apple product isn't a phone.colab
    • but-but-it's a folded pongy fart detector! imagine if you could store stink data & then blame the hot office blonde AND have scientific proof that it was her.PonyBoy
    • *sniff *sniff... *unfolds phone...

      Ew! Karen farted!
      PonyBoy
    • Endless clamour to introduce a new model each year ≠ innovation.MrT
    • This fold makes absolutely zero sense, lol. Now it it folds out from behind to double the screen size, great, but halving it? LOLset
    • fuckers... it's got a fart sensor... where are your upvotes?PonyBoy

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