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Was at the beach yesterday with the family. Setup my seat and umbrella...reading my book. A lovely looking young lass sat down a few metres from us...probably mid 20's. Killer body and quite a small bikini, so made for a nice afternoon.
After a while, this middle aged, very overweight bloke decided to sit a few feet to the right of this girl. He looked Greek or Macedonian...something of the sort, dressed in a white singlet, budgie smugglers (look it up)...balding on top with a freaking man bun at the back. Takes his singlet off..nice pair of man boobs. Hairy back and a couple of gold chains around his neck".
The girl was happily reading her book when the fat bloke asks "what are you reading". Poor thing looked like she wanted to teleport to Uranus. Fat bloke then starts going on and on and on..."it used to be about books vs sport. now it's books vs the internet. I tell youse video killed the radio star".
This went on for probably half an hour. The girl reading her book, nodding occasionally and the bloke just talking and talking non stop.
She gets up to go for a quick dip...did I mention she had a killer body. Thong at the back...had to make sure I didn't perve too much.
She comes back to her towel and fat guy is pretty quiet for a while. Then out of the blue, he starts packing up and says to hot girl..."off to the pub now...want to come for a drink?". Me sitting there thinking she's probably so relieved he's leaving...
She says "sure...which pub?". She gets dressed and off they walk together.
Flabbergasted!
- Judge McJudgery.Hayoth
- prob just thirsty after her swiminteliboy
- Haven't heard anything on the news of any women being abducted yesterday...yet.BusterBoy
- Well you were the one perving at her and he was the one a asking her about her book and discussing literature.Fax_Benson
- Yes indeed I was...for a short period. And yes, he was discussing literature. "I read one of the Harry Potter books...so dumb I tell ya".BusterBoy
- great story!notype
- When you told the story I was thinking of Flavio Briatore, old F1 boss. https://motorsportst…SteveJobs
- ^ if that was the case, the story would make perfect sense.SteveJobs
- Prob. a hookerOBBTKN
- Well pointed out Fax ;)microkorg
- That guy is going to get #metooed********
- the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.exador1
- think about all the times you saw a super attractive girl, with a guy that just...wasnt.
then think... what is it about 'that' guy?exador1 - lol...i recall when my wife was in University, I'd already started working (2years older) but I'd go to the Uni pubs with her etc...exador1
- this guy in her year had a HUGE crush on her, and would flirt with her whenever I wasn't around... one day we met at one of the pubs, and apparently the nextexador1
- day he was all 'I can't believe you're dating that guy! you're way to hot for him' etc...
... which...suddenly made me 'that guy' I guess...exador1 - anyhow, I suppose it's true... my wife (girlfriend at the time) was WAY better looking than I am...for sure...
but...she still chose me :)exador1 - 26 years later, it still makes me smile :)exador1
- Gotta shoot your shot.see_bee
- Probably milked the guy for drinks and a meal and then got cash for “cab fare”autoflavour
- You gotta play to win.pango