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In a bar this weekend I overheard a 20-something man describe to a friend a recent sexual encounter he had with a woman with the following:
Guy 1: “Dude. Bro. Down there she looked like someone took a half pound of pastrami and smashed it a few times with Lucille.” < that’s the barbed wire bat from The Walking Dead, FYI.
Guy 2: “That’s fuckin’ sick dude. Was it just all lips everywhere?”
Guy 1: “Yeah man, I can handle a little extra but this was like a New York deli, big pile of it.”
Guy 2: “So you still fucked her though?”
Guy 1: “Well yeah, I just didn’t look at it. And I lost her number when I left.”- Half pound of pastrami... LMAOOBBTKN
- "lips everywhere"
I think I'm gonna die...mg33 - Thanks for sharing, I am so glad to read this second-hand, frat-boy body shaming.fate
- Wizard's sleeve.DRIFTMONKEY
- No different than saying a dick looks like a mushroom or if you have small hands maybe...imbecile
- I love pastramicanoe
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