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So... cable guy (Steve) was just here to bump me and mrs pony into the GB-level download tier.
I was sure to clean up / make the modem / cable area 'accessible' so as to make Steve's visit more productive.
Steve needed access to the outside of the wall in which the cable comes into the apartment. I opened the patio and showed him where to access everything...
Mind you our kitties utilize the same patio as their shitter (litter is kept out there). But it's empty / clean as I PREPARED for Steve... so his experience would be ideal for proper cable upgrade / installation.
A few mins went by and Steve informed me he needed to head outside (downstairs) to where the cable comes into the apartment complex. He was gone a good 20 mins and came back up a sweaty mess as the junction box is outdoors and it's over 100° F here in Phoenix at the moment.
So about another 20 mins go by and I head back into the main room to see how Steve's getting along. Holy shit... it's smells of mad cat shit... like... a battalion of kitties shat in my living room.
The patio door is cracked so I step out there to check the smell / see which box has been filled... ... nothing! No fresh cat poop anywhere. I step back inside my living room and WOW... STINKY STINKY CAT POOOOO SMELL FROM HELL!!
I search around the room looking for a kitty accident... NOTHING.
So... I approach sweaty Steve who's in the corner of the room working (and make it look like I'm interested in what he's up to)...
... HOLY FUCK, STEVE... you smell like cat poop.
- did he poop in the cat litter at least?pango
- box was empty... maybe Steve left me gift somewhere?PonyBoy
- rude!pango
- Some people just have horrid BO.BabySnakes
- so steve stood in cat poop and walked it into your house. no your house got cat poop rubbed into it.shapesalad
- hahahahasea_sea
- the 'brown cable' guykingsteven