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    Old fella next door is fixing up his garden, which is long and a royal fucking mess. He's even building cold frames and potting benches and more. He starts at around 6am, right beneath the bedroom window, every day.

    First up he rummages around in his pile of timber, which promptly falls down. This is quickly followed by an incredulous, world-weary Fuuuuuuuuuuckin Hell. As though that was the last thing that should have happened, curse his luck - even though it happens every single day. Timber pile topples - 15 seconds for the tragedy to sink in - Fuuuuuuuuuuckin Hell. Like a cockerel with tourettes.

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    • :-|
      I know      Bennn
    • ha, I know you doFax_Benson
    • When you hear him rummaging, open the window and shout "lookout!" and pre-emt his pile-fall ;)microkorg
    • Return the favour by playing bassy music, overlaid with a sample of his swearing, at 2am, aimed through his wall.detritus
    • Actually, sack the bassy music - just replay his shit back at him at a time he'd find inconvenient.detritus
    • I'd love to but lack the equipment, patience and work ethic to pull it off.Fax_Benson
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