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  • kona-1

    The people who buy a salad and wait until they're back at their desk, surrounded by their coworkers, to shake the absolute fuck out of their salad making sure every drop of their non-fat dressing covers every square inch of their kale.

    Fucking A people.

    *vigorous shaking*
    *more shaking*
    *1 min of heavy shaking*
    *shaking to one side*
    *more shaking*
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    Oh thank God that's over wi *increased shaking* MOTHERFUCKER

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    • just listen to Joe Rogan podcasts where they could here it, lately its been all keto diet and shooting animals and the health benefits of a meat based dietGuyFawkes
    • lol@fooler. Damn you!kona
    • That is an amazingly dumb jingle, lol. "TOSS IT FOR ME FRESH ALL DAAAAY"garbage
    • punches for kalehans_glib
    • What is so wrong with having your salad tossed?utopian
    • You're wound a little tight if that simple shit bothers youcanoe
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