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    I'm not really one for celeb gossip, but I'm slightly irritated that Brad Pitt is having a fling with Neri Oxman, who I've long had a bit of a [n aimless, utterly imagined and inconsequential] crush on.

    I groaned sadly when I saw it in the news the other day and my partner asked what I'd read, so without thinking told her.

    She was a bit irked until I said "fine then, I'll make her my 'freebie' then, ok?" - after she'd pushed me to come up with one after seeing some stupid thing on TV a few weeks back and to which I didn't answer specifically and said it was a stupid concept. Which it is.

    Anyway, Neri - if you ever read this, you're my 'freebie' so if you ever find yourself lovelorn in LDN, look me up.

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    Fucking Brad Pitt. What a cunt.

    • Neri Oxman??? Mate...OBBTKN
    • But, yes, fuck BP!!OBBTKN
    • Wait, you have a girlfriend/ partner and you tell her that you have a crush on some other woman?
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    • Wut? What's wrong with her?detritus
    • @M01XXX. Yeah, that was the mistake.
      In my defence, she brought up the exact topic weeks earlier, so I had an escape route.. . Stupid though!
      detritus
    • schoolboy error - never admit to a gf that you've got a crush on a beautiful polymath who's dating Brad PittFax_Benson

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