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    If you happen to talk in your sleep, it's best not to have sex dreams about girls that aren't your girlfriend.

    This has happened 2 or 3 times now, and there is no alarm clock quite like a jealous woman.

    Sheesh.

    • im afraid of this, i talk a lot in my sleep and have been known to mention past girlfriends. terrible
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    • ive mentioned needing to trim weed plants in my sleep
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    • https://www.youtube.…DRIFTMONKEY
    • do you sometimes wake up naked without any idea how you've become unclothed?
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    • Yeah, I woke up to "Who is [insert name]?!" And I almost accidentally said "How did you know about [insert name]?!"garbage
    • @omg Usually I wake up with more clothesgarbage
    • hypnotize yourself to stop.notype
    • Or just hypnotize them both to be ok with each other.garbage

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