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On my way in this morning two junkies Olympc speed-walked out of Poundland squish-squishing down the pavement like they were desperately holding in wet shit. Both looked gleeful — in their arms two half-full boxes of M&Ms, evidently stolen.
As I walked past the doors to the shop, the security guard idled back to the fore, a slight furrow across his brow, unsure as to what had happened, but with the distinct impression that something had been amiss. By that time they were just a memory.
Enjoy your sweeties you mad bastards.
- I can just imagine the stunted thought processes in both, slowly trying to equate M&Ms to grams of horse, then the dawning realisation — "shit, not much"detritus
- it's the perennial equation; the more disinterested the security guard, the lower value the theft.Fax_Benson
- His face was a picture, scrunched up and suspicious, but with no real target, trying to work out what - if anything - had just happened.detritus
- shit, man, where are all the watches and iphones? It's all just brightly coloured rubbish. Fuck! Just grab some chocolate.Fax_Benson
- more like he was thinking "is it really worth chasing those two scumbags over a couple of half empty m&m boxes? nah!"hans_glib
- haha, nah, he literally had no idea. I looked back to see him checking down each side away from the shop, perplexed.detritus
- junkies robbing poundland? either drugs got cheaper or the world has gone mad.fadein11
- Would love to be sat in the pub where they try to offload said bounty.fadein11
- junkies will fucking steal anything.face_melter