FUCK ADOBE!

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    Yes please Fuck adobe!

    You can adjust the thickness of a stroke in Illustrator to make it tapered, but in After Effects no, can not on their shape layers... great. what a piece of crap. You can by the way do it in Moho(anime Studio) a pretty amateur user base animation software. So it technically compuqerally isn't impossible to create animated tapered lines, is it Adobe? Admit it Adobe, you're stupid.

    Adobe you fucks, open up your code for bloated illustrator, find the functions that create tapered strokes, cut and paste it into your After Effects code. Make a few adjustments. You lazy fucks.

    Instead Adobe wasted time creating the AfterEffect's Brainstorm Tool! You fucking idiots adobe. If you could add in some tracking code to your software see how many times that tool is used, you'll see that your users use it on average.. Never you fucks.Is this the most requested feature or tool from your customers and users? Is it fuck!

    Look at all the plugins people are creating out of desperation and frustration to try to bring some freaking actual usable tools to your bloated piece of shit software:

    http://aescripts.com

    Look at this poor guys attempt at bring tapered strokes to AE:

    http://www.battleaxe.co/rh2-styl…

    and I quote "Tapered Strokes (like in Illustrator) have also been a pretty major request for Adobe to add to After Effects as a whole. "

    But what do you give use The Brainstorm Tool, which essentially takes all your old ageing effects from AE V1, circa 1993, and randomly applies them to a comp, you know, so you can brainstorm and get funky... Fuck you adobe!

    And while we're in communication, bring back Freehand you vector nazi's.

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    • sorry made some grammatical errors and spelling mistake in my ragefruitsalad
    • I would consolidate most of this to: Share the same features and functionality across all programs. Make every pen tool the same as Illustrator's, etc.CyBrainX
    • I thought more of that was going to happen when they started releasing all their programs at once but it didn't improve that much.CyBrainX
    • For the record, the Brainstorm tool was excised from AFX a few versions back. Apparently nobody used it.evilpeacock
    • The good and bad thing is that each program has its own development team. They work independently and they sometimes don't like to talk to each other.phobos79
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