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    On the plus side, they may now ban imports of cheap spicy salamis from Poland — I fell asleep on the couch this morning sometime, half way through this travesty, having eaten a pack of 4 PICK-brand spicy salamis.

    Was bluntly awoken from my slumber at 6.30 by my Italian girlfriend with the grim words "They've voted Brexit", so then spent ten minutes staring at the ceiling before slouching off to bed, where I proceeded to feel terrible.

    When I eventually got up properly, I felt sick as shit, and then proceeded to upchuck what I thought at first was bloodied bile with bits of lung in, so was quite horrified... before remebering what I'd stuffed my face with the night before.

    So frankly - Sorry, EU, but fuck you, Poland.

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    • somehow this seems a decent metaphor for the whole eventhans_glib
    • you mean fuck you cause it was your fucking choice you fucking meat eater. you can not blame Poland as whole for your own fucking decisions.oey
    • specially having an italian girlfriend. LOL!oey
    • the last sentence was just trying a stupid statement. there^s nothing wrong with italian girlfriends or italians in general.oey
    • I'm not sure I was being entirely serious, oey, but carry on.detritus
    • lol, oeyFax_Benson
    • Poland doesn't actually make salami more than it makes chorizo.
      Get proper kabanos, hunter's or sliced krakowska next time.      shaft
    • Salami will straight kill you yo. Cancer out your asssarahfailin
    • I'll not lie, it felt like it earlier sarah - package had a '4 chilli' level.detritus
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