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- mg333
Took a cab home from the airport last night after getting home from Colorado. Cab driver was from Jordan. We first talked about mountains and snowboarding, then he started telling me about how he could have been a horse jockey, then, as we talked about kids he asked if we wanted a boy next.
He then pretty much spent the next 15 minutes explaining sex to me, using horse racing metaphors to explain the differences between male and female sperm, talking about thrusting, using hand gestures, and even stood outside the cab when he dropped me off telling me to make sure to tell my wife about all this great advice.
Horribly surreal.
- female sperm?sarahfailin
- Well, did you try it?Maaku
- He was trying to say that sperm has the ability to carry male or female chromosomes, but I don't think he knew that word.mg33
- Hahahaha. Wow.monospaced
- It was really weird, especially how long he went on and on about it.mg33
- every culture has their wives' talesimbecile
- I tend to stay quiet in cab rides. Letting the other person know I appreciate teh ride, but I'm in my zone.bklyndroobeki
- Exactly why I start every cab ride with sign language and pretend I'm deaf. Except that one fucker who actually knew sign language. Bastard!ETM
- lolpango
- lol @ETMpablo28
- I had a cab driver tell me once that butter is the best lubricant.Gnash
- Coconut oil is the best lubricant.********
- Butter hahaha, fucking ew.********