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    me vs the gummi bears

    proceed to grocery store for juice.
    get hand basket.
    walk towards juices.
    see gummi bears on sale.
    pause.
    take note.
    continue shopping.
    select juices.
    select fresh fruits.
    select soap.
    slowly walk past gummi bears again.
    eyeball gummi bears.
    proceed to self checkout.
    ring up items.
    pause.
    run back to get bag of gummi bears.
    ring out.
    leave.
    get home.
    postpone preparing breakfast.
    open gummi bears.
    eat one gummi bear.
    write confessional.
    Broadcast.

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