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- GeorgesIV0
I was standing in a rather long line at a big movie theatre in New York City. I noticed that there were a few people from the college that I go to in that line as well. I got impatient, so I decided to check out what was going on at the front of the line. Now I've not gone out of the house in about 3 weeks, so I have a full-on neckbeard and severe BO while dubstepping it out in a Metallica t-shirt and red underwear. At the front of the line was a man in what appeared to be Rampage-esque clothing with red hair begging the cashier to let him skimp on $0.21. I immediately went up to the man, and handed the cashier the money he needed. The man said, "THANK YOU, gOD!" That was when I snapped. I said, "Sir, there is no gOD, if gOD was real, then he would've paid for your meal. I'm better than gOD anyway because I actually exist." I asked the man to give me a free Mountain Dew because of my atheist beliefs, but he told me that Mountain Dew is banned in New York City. I wasn't going to settle for some theist Dr Pepper drink, so I stole a man's popcorn and threw it in his face and walked out. As I was leaving, the whole theatre just applauded me, and after I left, I even heard them shooting fireworks inside of the theatre to celebrate my atheist beliefs.