as drunk as a lord
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a friend of mine has a bad habbit of urinating/shitting in strange places when he's drunk. 2 christmas's ago we were out on the piss.
he want home, he rang me the next day to tell me he woke up to the sound of his mother screeching, he had taking a shit on the seat next to the phone.another time we were all in galway on the piss, we rented a cottage and were all sitting round the table drinking and telling stories, the same guy came down stairs after earlier going to sleep pissed. he had a plate in his hand and on the plate was a freshly laid crap. he went to the drawer, pulled out a knife and sat down and started cutting it into slices and said "who's for the first slice'
we kicked him out and he had to sleep in the hedge as it was cold outside.