as drunk as a lord
as drunk as a lord
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• a friend's wedding
• open bar
• offered bedroom at friends of friend's parents
• midway through night, get instructions on how to drive there
• immediately forget instructions
• hours later, drive around blindly, magically arrive at house with unlocked front door some time later
• wife and I stumble upstairs to open bedroom door
• friendly labrador retriever comes in with us
• turn to look at time on digital clock readout, see 20 of them
•stumble to bathroom down hall
• forced to choose sitting on toilet and vomiting into toilet, choose former
• an hour later my wife comes in to find me naked on hands and knees, wiping vomit from between radiator heating elements, wall, etc. and washing fleece bathmat in tub, etc. for rest of night