as drunk as a lord
as drunk as a lord
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Had about 10 pints of cider when I was 15. Got up in the middle of the night and fell face first onto the cornus on the corner of a wall. The next day when I woke up I could hardly open my eyes and 90% of my face was a kinda blue/purple colour and 3 times it's normal size. People would try and help me across the road and shit, I looked that bad. Everybody thought I had been in a car crash ha ha.