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    I was texting with a girl earlier today and we were talking about who would be the better killer, her or me. Talking about good ways to get rid of bodies, etc. She sent out a challenge as to who could kill the other person first. I told her it's on.. "the first one that dies is the loser, and the winner gets to fuck the dead person's body"

    Apparently this turned her on. She came over.

    She's 19.

    Do they have memory-foam mattresses in hell?

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    • HAHAHAH
      Good lord.
      *Watches 'Breaking News' channel      Horp
    • ahahahahha
      please take a seat over here..      GeorgesII
    • how would she fuck you if she was to kill you first?drgs
    • A freshly killed brain-dead male can still get wood with the aid of an elastic band, if the blood system is still circulating.Horp
    • I KNOW.
      I'M AN OLD PRO AT THAT.
      Got my technique down pat.      Horp
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