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  • GeorgesII0

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    Unfortunately, this isn't too far from how movies used to portray hackers. For example:

    Hacker: I'm going to hack into the Pentagon! sits at computer

    >connect pentagon
    ........connection to pentagon established....
    Password?

    Hacker: Oh, crap...wait, I know what to do!

    >crack password
    .......password cracked
    private pentagon access granted

    Okay, now I need to find those important files

    >find important files
    .....searching....
    Are these the files you're looking for?
    scandalous_secrets.txt
    more_scandals.txt
    goatse.txt
    important_data.doc
    list_of_people_we_are_spying_on...
    >download files
    .....downloading files....

    [elsewhere] Security Guy: What's this on the screen?

    WARNING! SUSPICIOUS ACCESS TO IMPORTANT FILES!

    Security Guy: Some little punk hacker! I'll trace his connection!

    >trace connection
    ....tracing connection...
    complete in 5 min

    [back at hacker's computer]

    downloading scandalous_secrets.txt...
    downloading more_scandals.txt...

    [security's computer]

    tracing complete in.....3 minutes

    [hacker's computer]

    downloading goatse.txt...
    downloading important_data.doc...

    [security's computer]

    tracing complete in......45 seconds

    [hacker's computer]

    downloading list_of_people_we_are_spying_on...

    [security's computer]

    tracing complete in......30 seconds

    [hacker's computer]

    ...................................

    [security's computer]

    tracing complete in.......15 seconds

    [hacker's computer]

    ...................................

    [security's computer]

    tracing complete in......5 seconds

    [hacker's computer]

    ...............................d...

    Hacker: Gotta get off before I'm caught!

    >disconnect
    disconnecting........

    [security's computer]

    tracing complete in.......1 seconds

    [hacker's computer]

    disconnected

    [security's computer]

    tracing complete in.......tracing failed

    Security Guy: Damn! I lost him! Now I have no way of knowing where he connected from!

    (Sorry...got a little carried away there.)

    • That was awesome, I could see everything. You need to be a screenwriter.
      Seriously :)
      mikotondria3
    • I didn't write this, just linked to someone's post on redditGeorgesII
    • why is goatse a textfile?drgs

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