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    Power Point Designer

    The world is demanding more effective presentations, and presenters and their teams now have the tools and training materials available to create their own slides. But this is not enough. A presenter incorporates their thoughts and material into the presentation, and needs creative interpretations that really brings their message to life and deliver high end presentations.

    We are looking for a designer who is capable of dispelling the death by PowerPoint norm. You must understand how to get the audience's attention with creative graphics and the ability to take mounds of content and turn it into an exceptional piece of work that the audience will love.

    Deliverables are PowerPoint presentations for screen and print, but some projects include Flash, InDesign, logo, web and misc. print design. Thorough knowledge of MS PowerPoint, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Presenter and Illustrator is essential. Applicant must have a strong portfolio and be fluent in high end PowerPoint presentation design, animation, charts and other technical aspects of the program.

    You Must:

    Have an open minded approach to PowerPoint and a willingness to experiment. Surprise yourself and others at how effectively the program can be utilized.

    Demonstrate creative problem solving skills when working around the limitations of PowerPoint, so bring on an 'anything is possible' attitude.

    Have traditional design skills that can be adapted to work best in of PowerPoint.

    Have an eye for detail to avoid small imperfections or mistakes that may be unnoticeable on a monitor, but are glaringly obvious when magnified by a projector.

    Qualifications

    5+ years of professional graphic design/PowerPoint presentation experience

    PowerPoint, Photoshop, Illustrator and Adobe Presenter skills

    "Client-ready", professional demeanor with high degree of comfort speaking with clients

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    • this one actually does not seem so bad.twokids
    • shit i thought it was worse than the one i posted.eficks
    • I've actually done some crazy stuff in powerpoint that needed every inch of my design skill. Decent money tooProjectile
    • I'd rather have all my teeth broken out with pliers than work in Powerpoint.boobs
    • what's the actual link? please?timeless
    • Satan is hiring for after the rapture. I warned you!monospaced
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