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    two years ago I was at a bar on halloween. Ended up hitting it off with a chick dressed as a slutty cab driver (go figure). Took her home, few glasses of wine and it was on. Round about 4am i feel her kicking me, my first thought was that she was just having some kind of weird dream, upon waking up further, she's seizing uncontrollably. I had NO idea what to do. Eventually she stopped and she was still breathing so I was relieved to have convinced myself that I wasnt going to jail. Woke up around 7am to find out that during said seizure, she pissed the bed, blew bloody snot all over my white sheets and pillows and had vomited on the floor on her side of the bed. When I saw her off not long after, after asking her if she was okay to drive, I hung out long enough to see her rear end a school bus. I wish to christ i was making this up...it seriously kind of fucked me up for a while. post script -- noone was hurt in the bus colliision and I never spoke to her again.

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