No kids, you can work weekends!

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  • scarabin0

    you know what though, there's a trade-off. yeah, you MIGHT have to work a few extra hours in your life because you don't have kids,

    but YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS.

    which means:

    you can still party
    you can still smoke weed
    you're still getting blow jobs from your girl
    you don't have to find a sitter just to see a fucking movie
    you can sleep at night
    you actually have money you can spend
    you don't have to wipe anyone else's ass but your own
    you still don't know what diarrhea tastes like
    you don't have to watch dora the explorer
    your sense of humor still consists of more than stupid puns
    you still don't know who hannah montana is
    you can get on an airplane without everyone hating you
    you can run into the store without worrying about someone dying in your car

    so, let the poor bastards leave early i say. we're still getting the best deal.

    • preach!SteveJobs
    • guessing you don't want kids...inteliboy
    • du du du du du dora...prophet
    • i fail to see the appealscarabin
    • all true, but I'm not getting the pun thing.dopepope
    • re: puns– i've noticed that fathers tend to have a similar sense of humor, mostly influenced by cartoons and children's discovery of languagescarabin
    • of language. could just be the fathers i know, thoughscarabin
    • hahamonospaced
    • best deal, nah, we both win man, I wasn't a father till i was 35, shit gets old man, you'll see guy, but for now enjoy your youthmoldero
    • i sure as hell did.moldero

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