No kids, you can work weekends!
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- scarabin0
you know what though, there's a trade-off. yeah, you MIGHT have to work a few extra hours in your life because you don't have kids,
but YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS.
which means:
you can still party
you can still smoke weed
you're still getting blow jobs from your girl
you don't have to find a sitter just to see a fucking movie
you can sleep at night
you actually have money you can spend
you don't have to wipe anyone else's ass but your own
you still don't know what diarrhea tastes like
you don't have to watch dora the explorer
your sense of humor still consists of more than stupid puns
you still don't know who hannah montana is
you can get on an airplane without everyone hating you
you can run into the store without worrying about someone dying in your carso, let the poor bastards leave early i say. we're still getting the best deal.
- preach!SteveJobs
- guessing you don't want kids...inteliboy
- du du du du du dora...prophet
- i fail to see the appealscarabin
- all true, but I'm not getting the pun thing.dopepope
- re: puns– i've noticed that fathers tend to have a similar sense of humor, mostly influenced by cartoons and children's discovery of languagescarabin
- of language. could just be the fathers i know, thoughscarabin
- hahamonospaced
- best deal, nah, we both win man, I wasn't a father till i was 35, shit gets old man, you'll see guy, but for now enjoy your youthmoldero
- i sure as hell did.moldero