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Tale of embarrassment:
Between the ages of 20-22 I used to go out A LOT. I had friends that were promoters, friends that hosted parties, and friends that threw parties. Essentially I had places to go every night of the week if I wanted, and could drink at a table with bottle service.
One of said nights, I went to a party in the East Village, not exactly sure exactly where exactly, anymore. Spent the night hanging out, talking, meeting new people, dancing, and drinking way too much. I ended up meeting a girl and hanging out with her the rest of the evening. Before I know it, it's 4am, the club is closing. She tells me she knows of a party going on at a hotel. I'm piss drunk and obviously wanting to stab this girls guts, so of course I go - I'm practically leading the charge to the hotel. We get to the door of the room and she suddenly remembers to tell me that it's an underwear party. Hmmm... what to do? After a few moments hesitation I said fuck it, and went in, clothes on the floor. I figure I'll just keep drinking and ultimately wont care. Looking around the room, I notice it's about two dozen girls and one other guy. Not too shabby, right? I go to ask for a drink - they only have redbull, no booze. At this point it is approaching 6am, I grab a redbull and go on my merry way. The night/morning goes on. I'm sobering up and, after four or five redbulls, just becoming tired and jittery. I end up sitting down on a bed. I notice there is a capgun on the bed, I pick it up. At this point I notice someone walking around taking pictures - it Bronques from Last Night's Party - Great... Then other dude at the party sits on the bed next to me - Great... At this point I see a flash - I just had my picture taken on a bed in a hotel holding a capgun in my underwear sitting next to another dude in his underwear... Whatever, none of my close circle of friends were into that scene, so I thought. I end up getting home around 9am, alone. Over the next days or so, I'm constantly checking LNP to see if that picture ended up on the site - but of course it did! Whatever - again, I thought no one i really cared about would ever see it. I walk into work a few days later and see said picture blown up and taped to the wall as well as numerous 8x11 copies posted all around the building. Jokes and jokes and jokes for days at my expense.
I learned that no matter how many girls are running around in their underwear at a party, if you get your picture taken with then one other dude while holding a capgun, there's no point trying to make an argument...
- please excuse spelling/grammatical errorsduckseason
- I will not, however, excuse "wanting to stab this girls guts."
+10 on that.mg33 - haha agree with mg33 on that onebigtrick
- that never happened, did it now?autoflavour
- wheres the pic?megE