if you won the lottery

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  I'd get a massive fuck off yacht and a butler/body guard/skipper named giles. I'd marry my girlfriend and make lots of babies. We'd sail off into the sunset and have tom cruise come over for dinner. Chuck norris would also come over and knock out tom cruise because he's a dickhead. We'd play streetfighter after that and I would win. After that I'd go on oprah and tell her shes a fat cow, because no one else will. I'd turn up to my ex's place and burn some money infront of her whilst doing lines of coke off a midgets head mounted platter. I'd also buy myself a private island with a helicopter pad in the middle of a dead volcano. After all that I'd probably open up a cafe that also sells all kinds of designy books and things. In my spare time I'd also buy myself some rainforest then vist it 50 years from now when there won't be much of it left. I'll also stock pile some petrol so I can drive my 50 year from now vintage bentley. At the end of it all I'll get all my remaining cash then have a heart attack and die screwing identical twins who are 20 years old whilst on a bed made out of money. At the same moment my heart stops, a large amount of high explosives be set off and would turn me into ash as well as flatten several surrounding blocks, with a crater to remind everyone I was once on this earth.

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  • If I win the lottery, I'll make sure to give you half!randommail
  • Gonna need alot more $$$ to do all that these days...good shit tho!jruggs

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