Friday Jokes
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A female gorilla at the zoo is in serious heat. She can't get enough sex. Zookeepers keep sending male gorillas to her, and her appetite isn't being curbed. She's going crazy, starting to act violent, and is scaring visitors. Management are getting desperate.
Word reaches their ears that a certain zookeeper has quite a way with the ladies. The zookeeper's boss approaches him and offers $500 to sleep with the crazed gorilla. The zookeeper says, "Hmm. I'm not sure. Can I have a day to think about it?" His boss says, "Sure, take your time."
The zookeeper comes back to his boss the next day, and says, "I'll do it, but only if three conditions are met: (1) I'll need a case of beer. (2) the gorilla will have to wear a Dale Earnhardt jersey. And (3) I'll need a week to come up with the $500."
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