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  • Hardcore0

    Cut'n'Paste directly from FriendsReunited.co.uk

    Mate #1 -

    "Left school, as you know, with the rest of you. Now work as an Art Critic in Hemel Hemstead with my partner Gerald (54). I have no children but two lovely poodles (Mincey and Squeal). Looking to get married once the laws change. Meet regularly with Splint and his partner Norman in Weymouth on our swapping weekends.
    You're all welcome to join."

    Mate #2 -

    "AHA ... Forgot my password didn't i - what a thick bastard. Just got out of prison after 6 months for sexual assault on a packet of twiglets. It wasn't that serious but there was a complaint from the little old lady trying to pay for them at the check-out in Tescos(Doncaster branch).
    The wedding to my cell mate Mad Hamish Mcbulgie is coming soon , you are all invited but i cannot provide a buffet as the terms of my parole prohibit me from being within 50 feet of a savoury selection.Please contact me through the lonely prison swingers website ( snacks & soft fruit section)"

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    They were crazy at school too.

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