F-lol-cube dead?
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PREFACE
In the begining, LoL cube was nothing more than an idea, a theory of what could be. Many had postulated that it contained a star-scape background and a whimsical quote, but there was a great deal of surprise at how whimsical the quote turned out to be.'FUCKING LOL'
Several posts later the lol cube was observed for the first time in a primative two-dimensional form. As the 'LoL Square' evolved and experienced new settings and situtations, a peculiar behaviour became apparent. Members of the scientific community began trying to descipher the LoL Square's complex nature. Many theories were proposed, but by far the consensus theory was that this new entity was not actually flat, but rather had depth --a three dimentional object. It seemed to explain everthing. Not long after scientists began devoloping computer models of the now 'LoL CUBE', it was observed in a climactic battle over Earth with the Starship Enterprise. The confirmation of the Cube as a flying object with lasers started a craze. Soon, you couldn't find a internet meme that did not contain the LoL cube. Each new setting and new experience added to LoL Cube's knowledge and understanding or the world. Lol Cube was evolving.
Details become fuzzy beyond this point. Somewhere around late July 2009 LoL Cube is throught to have attained self awareness, and almost immediately regretted the commercialization that surrounded it's public image. The LoL cube went into seclusion.
In the later half of the year, though details are sketchy, LoL cube appears to have transcended to another level of consciousness and altered it's form to that of a four dimentional Hypercube. From this point on our primitive spacial perception leaves us with few observations about the new nature of the LoL cube. Many theorize that the Lolcube now traverses both time and space, surrounding us at all times in some form of dark matter or zero-point energy that we are unable to perceive.
In early 2010 the LoL cube appeared once more. Having collected and cataloged all information in the universe, it sought to join and become one with it's creator. The merged pair ascending to the next plane of consciousness and exploring the multi-dimensional cosmic eather.