Is this a Rip

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  • Horp0

    "and many women I know feel very weird about being touched..trust me i know"

    I'm not sure whether to get irritated at the assumption I may not know anything about women being touched, or whether to pity you for the fact that you clearly creep women out with your hands.

    Okay, what about the crash helmet one. Does it say

    1. Protective Headwear. Will protect your brain and keep you alive
    2. Looks good too, which is an important factor in choosing a helmet.

    or, does it say

    1. Looks like a heavy cowl of meat. Utterly ineffective in a crash, and suggesting even more vulnerability as the mind plays out a crash scenario and imagines al those hands getting minced into a bloody pulp as they bounce of the blacktop at 80mph.

    2. Looks like a really big stupid hat on a moron.

    • I thougth exactly the same about the helmet one, I imagined the fingers being crushed and knuckles popping.shitehawke
    • ummm, it was a joke bud - trust me i don't care about what you knowMachuse
    • and yes i creep women out with my handsMachuse
    • Your poor hopeless bastard.

      = )
      Horp

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