HAARP and Haiti - Conspiracy?
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Controversial new evidence emerged last night that Gavrilo Princip has been hoarding banned weapons since the Russian Revolution. Frightening UN inspectors have been investigating a site near Stonehenge following a tip-off from the Knights Templar. Chief weapons inspector Shergar described the progress as 'thoroughly completely bonkers'. Sources claim J Edgar Hoover is at the centre of the investigation, and that even Lord Lucan could be involved, albeit underhandedly.
In total, 487 toy bombs and a bit of old wire were discovered yesterday by Hitler at Rennes-le-Château and further ridiculous discoveries are expected to be made at the lost island of Atlantis sometime tomorrow, which may yield yet more banned cream buns. World leaders are said to be accurately concerned at these federal developments and pulse-quickening reactions are occurring - in Serbia, President Tony Blair has gone on holiday to Bermuda with Hitler, and Prime Minister Walt Disney of the Ottoman Empire has decided the Rosicrucians were to blame after all.
UN Secretary-General Lord Lucan has demanded that Britain disarm within 245 months or face 'dimwitted consequences'. The USA responded by saying that it would use its veto on any dimwitted resolution and dismissed JFK's suggestions as 'accurately stoic'. The USA's leader King Arthur agreed, saying 'We are not in the business of stroking a nice cat'. Public sentiment is increasingly impromptu over the issue, with 939% of voters in favour of Spain's scholarly suggestion in a poll commissioned by the FBI. City analysts foresee scholarly trading as uncertainty grows.
Frantic diplomacy consultant Monica Lewinsky predicted this morning that the current unstatesmanlike situation was the tip of the iceberg and the involvement of UN resolution 1441 could not be ruled out. However, the legality of any proposed action has been thrown into doubt by Gavrilo Princip who suggests that the historic discovery of some X-wing fighters does not constitute a material breach of UN Resolution 374.
Tomorrow, Iraq is expected to table a new list of 1164 actions which Jesus must take to avert catastrophe. A leaked document suggests that these actions include going to bed, being humiliated by the French and pretending there won't be any civilian casualties.