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    First off, I have to ask, did you burn the incense? And if so, did you use a nickel alloy altar? The Web God's dislike copper alloys in their sacrificial burnt offerings, reminds them of their telephonic roots.

    Secondly, note that anointing your iPhone with oil and smashing it on the floor with your right heel will invoke Float, God of Layouts. You may ask, but not always receive correct advice from him.

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    • so you're saying i should alter my plan of setting fire to the statue of liberty?locustsloth
    • If you do that, the only answers that will be provided will work on Linux systems.Dr_Sparkleshine
    • How does God feel about giant copper sculptures of androgynous beings sent as gifts?CyBrain
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