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"Another thought; not every single story/issue has two equal "sides". The world just doesn't work that way. " Exactly. This is basically every news story I watch, until i throw a shoe at the TV:
"John, you're there in Spokane, what do you have to say about this whole 'gravity' story?"
"Well Marisa, I'm here in Spokane Washington with the head of 'Concerned Citizens for the Truth About Gravity' Robert Graggin. Robert, what does your group have to say about this very serious gravity issue we're all dealing with here in America?"
"Well, John, we all know that every American deals with gravity everyday. It's important for us to get the message out that gravity, in fact, a government plot. It's part of a vast conspiracy of internationalist One World government organizations to keep people tied to the earth. Gravity can be counter acted with a kit our organization provides for a nominal donation."
"I see, thank you John. There you have it Marisa, Gravity isn't as simple as it appears on it's surface. We have to be able to have an open mind about this and see both sides of the issue - is gravity a fundamental principle of the physical universe, or is it part of a man made sinister plot to control mankind. A thorny question that we will be exploring as the week goes on. This is John Monotone, Spokane Washington."