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I worked an assembly line job for a week in which I worked a total of about 4-6 hours.
The first day I left at lunch after completely ruining everybody's progress on purpose the entire morning.
The next day I showed up, but decided against walking in the factory, and instead went off to a trainyard to paint graffiti, get 40's and do that all day.
Wednesday I showed up to the guy asking where me and my pal were the past two days, to which I used the excuse of, "The door was locked." The guy then made the mistake of calling out a bluff by someone who obviously did not give one shit about the job at his shitty company, haha.
Suffice to say further banter followed, I told him to wake me up when he cooled down, and wen to sleep in a giant box. My friend woke me up at lunch and we decided to drive down to the beach.
We came back to work on Monday with the guy absolutely incensed, since we never checked out since the previous Monday and he had no idea how to work the system. Threatened to not pay us for any of the time last week, yadda yadda, we ended up leaving with all the money he had on him which was a few hundred a piece to never ever step foot in his factory again.
I guess my excuse of, "The door was locked.", could have been anything. "Uh, I saw a dog with a poofy tail and decided to follow it all day."