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i used to work at target, which is a cesspool of a job.
the managers had a poor habit of twisting people into coming in even if they were sick. if you were a meek or weak-minded person (or a teenager, as most of the staff was), they were fairly adept at guilting you to come in anyway.
one dickhead in particular never believed that anyone was sick. instead of a simple call out he would quiz people. "how sick are you? do you think you could come in later? etc"
a friend of mine was always out and i asked him what excuses he would give and why they hadn't fired him for always being absent. he said he would just go into graphic detail about how sick he was which usually would disgust the staff into hanging up the phone.
it usually involved explosive diarrhea and intimate detail as too how much was coming out and how much of a mess he had made and what he thinks he ate.
i have no idea how he did it with a straight face.
- lol, yah, cause i cant even read your post with a straight face.********
- lol, yah, cause i cant even read your post with a straight face.