Tales from the Strip...
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So after winning a game of hockey (field hockey) in the infamous goldmining town of Kalgoorlie we decide to celebrate at one of the local not too dodgy pubs - the Foundry. The boss is on the team and buying drinks for everyone while we watch the skimpies.
Anyways, it turns out we picked the busiest pub in town cause they were hosting some touring strip show. The girls aren't too bad, the pub is noisy as fuck and we can see fuck all from our possies at the bar. We pick our way carefully through a mix of miners and bikies to get a better view and as we do a short, skinny girl comes on stage looking totally out of it. It takes me a full minute or so to realise that she's the designer I sit next to all day at work, mainly due to a wig and how shy and quiet she normally is.She's so fucking out of it that she doesn't even realise that she is almost wiping her boobs on the bosses face. Then she sees me and a glimmer of recognition goes through her obviously wacked out brain. She rips her G banger off (which is against the rules) and throws it into the crowd.
The next day at work she is obviously the worse for wear, I don't have a clue what to say and try to get on with my work. The boss stays downstairs in his office and she doesn't say a word 'til almost lunch time when she asks me how my weekend was. I reply, it was ok, we had a win and celebrated up at the Foundry.
As expected she gets a funny look on her face at this point and asks me how long we stayed. I told her we saw the whole show and she goes bright red, before telling me how she'd had a couple of snow cones and got chatting with the strippers earlier in the day. They'd suggested that she join them onstage and have some fun. I'm like holy fuck that doesn't seem like you at all. She then goes on to tell me how she's done shows at the bikies clubhouse before and hoped the boss hadn't realised it was her.
It turns out he'd hadn't, but he chose that moment to walk through the door and stood there with his mouth open. Eventually he tells us not to ever talk about it again cause his wife will kill him and we both end up with small pay rises. I also got a new desk at the other end of the office away from her.
I don't think the bosses wife, or my gf ever found out about that night. :)