I'm so bad at sex
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- scarabin0
ha ha wtf
"I went to a party over the weekend and got a ride home from this dude because I was hammered. We had a few more drinks at my place, started making out, and after a bit, he tried to take off my pants. I explained to him that I'm on my period, so no sex. After some complaining on his part, he finally got me to try anal, mostly because I was so drunk. He eases himself in and starts going at it. It is surprisingly good, but I feel rumbles of diarrhea down south. I tell him to stop, but instead he finishes really quickly, breaking the condom just as I released my bowels. The force was so great that it was propelled into and up his urethra and into his bladder. I filled a man's bladder with liquid poo. It gave him a horrendous infection. The bladder comes out tomorrow. I'm so bad at sex."