Ah Didnae Come up in a Paper Boat.
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Jist then ah heard the door open n the auld boy came in wi a cairry-oot. –What up, bro? eh sais, then regards Cat Stevens oan the stereo n looks at ays, shakin ehs heid as eh lays the bevvy oan the table. –Nae cunt listened tae Cat Stevens, even back in the day. It wis wankers' music, even back then. Thon 50 Cent boy's the man.
The auld man listens tae the likes ay yon 50 Cent aw day. –How kin ye say that, Faither, eftir raisin me oan Eldridge Cleaver, Bobby Seale n Malcolm X? The black man's loast it; jist wants the bling, the hoors n then tae off ehs brothers. Like the Fifer, ah suppose.
–The black cunt's still goat the anger but, son, that's what we Scots huv loast.
–Ah widnae be sae sure, Faither, the Young Team here are a bit fucking radge.
–Bit it's aw chivs, son, nae shooters like the black man in the USA, eh slurs. –Yi'll never overthrow the white man in Westminster wi chivs.