Ah Didnae Come up in a Paper Boat.
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- Scotch_Roman
Acht.
- Jnr_Madison0
A ken.
- airey0
almost forgot the cuisine:
- airey0
and who doesn't love this.
- Jnr_Madison0
I see you have a deep insight into Scottish culture.
- airey0
although i do prefer the less irradiated original version over the russian:
- airey0
oops.
- Greedo0
midlothian!
- airey0
can be a great union team.
- That's the Scottish flag.Jnr_Madison
- and that's a face under it. while we're stating the bleeding obvious.airey
- well, you started it.Jnr_Madison
- hahahaairey
- airey0
although i still prefer my home team.
- Jnr_Madison0
- yep. the scots do love a pedo or 2.airey
- http://www.ugo.com/m…honest
- Greedo0
That Lara, eywis tidy, but awfay snooty, even back in the day. Went oot wi her whin she wis fourteen n ah wis twenty-one. Ah hae ma doots thit her faither, Doaktir Grant fae yon practice oan teh Lochgelly Road, wid huv blessed a fully-fledged sexual relationship back then. Academic point cause she gied ays ma marchin orders jist eftir the fuckin stable ah wis attached tae did, purely by coincidence ah'm sure! Ah reckon she still huds a candle fir me, but. But aw aye, sor, ya hoor ye, it wid take some satisfyin these days, by maist accoonts.
Mind you, thir aw boozer accoonts, and by thaime every cunt takes some satisfyin. Telt muh auld man aboot this n he sais it wis much different in his day. A lassie wis gled ay a length back then, n accordin tae the auld yins they aw went oaf like nuclear bombs. 'A sexual fuckin utopia, right here in Fife,' tae paraphrase the auld boy, ya hoor.- haha, hoor indeed.Jnr_Madison
- I fucking hate Irvine Welsh. Total fucking shitekelpie
- skt0
what in the fuck is this pish?
- skt0
and who the fuck is airey?
- skt0
sounds like a poof.
- skt0
you a poof airey? bet you are. bet you poof dogs and that.
- airey0
if i am a poof or not is open for discussion but being a poof doesn't mean i'm also into beastiality. it's more a projection issue really. by asking if i'm gay and if i 'poof' animals you're really screaming out for acceptance that you're closeted and wish they were things you could do without that feeling of self-hate and shame.
god bless ya, come out of the dark recesses and embrace your need for male animal sex. we won't think any less of you. we couldn't think any less of you.
- armsbottomer0
- I want to sit in thatversion3
- (after it's been thoroughly cleaned)version3
- the cast was made from a female porn star. apparently she had a labia infection similar to elephantitis.airey
- and a dick apparentlyflashbender
- SteveNo0
Scotland is a feeble little country
not my words...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotl…
