I lol'd at this all day

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    I sent an email to a friend recently, asking several different questions, and he replied with the single answer "Yes, probably." It was obvious that he had either not bothered reading the email or could not be bothered answering my questions.

    The next day when he emailed me, I replied using a Mattel® Magic 8 Ball™ to generate the random answers.

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    From: Simon
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.38am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: No Subject

    Have you got a typeface called Garamond Semibold? I have the Garamond and bold and italic but not the semibold. I am doing a poster for Cathy and I reckon garamond would look good.

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 10.02am
    To: Simon
    Subject: Re: No Subject

    As I see it, yes.

    From: Simon
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 10.43am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Garamond

    Which one? Yes you have the typeface or that it would look good on a poster?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 10.52am
    To: Simon
    Subject: Re: Garamond

    Concentrate and ask again.

    From: Simon
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.14am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Garamond

    What the fuck? I need the typeface Garamond. Have you got it or not?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.18am
    To: Simon
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Garamond

    You may rely on it.

    From: Simon
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.29am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Garamond

    Send me the typeface dickhead.

    From: Mark Pierce
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 2.08pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Hey

    Hey. Are you at work?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 2.25pm
    To: Mark Pierce
    Subject: Re: Hey

    Signs point to yes.

    From: Mark Pierce
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 2.53pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Hey

    What? Can you drop over on your way home from work and help me lift a piece of glass up onto a table? It is too heavy to lift.

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 3.22pm
    To: Mark Pierce
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Hey

    My sources say no.

    From: Mark Pierce
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 3.49pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey

    Are you serious? I tried lifting it a bit at a time and sliding books under it but I need heaps more books. Can you come for a quick drive now?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 4.02pm
    To: Mark Pierce
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey

    Ask again later.

    From: Mark Pierce
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 4.57pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: ?

    Are you going to help me on the way back from work or not?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 5.16pm
    To: Mark Pierce
    Subject: Re: ?

    It is decidedly so.

    From: Mark Pierce
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 5.24pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: ?

    Good. Fuck you are annoying sometimes.

    From: Justine Murphy
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 8.14pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Tree frogs ppt

    Hi David, you forgot to send the attachment on your last email. Can you send it again please?
    Justine

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 8.51pm
    To: Justine Murphy
    Subject: Re: Tree frogs ppt

    You may rely on it.

    From: Justine Murphy
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.15pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Tree frogs ppt

    Ok. Can you resend it to me then please?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.26pm
    To: Justine Murphy
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Tree frogs ppt

    Without a doubt.

    From: Justine Murphy
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.44pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tree frogs ppt

    ???? Did you attach it?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 9.51pm
    To: Justine Murphy
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Tree frogs ppt

    Don't count on it.

    From: Justine Murphy
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 10.27pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: ?

    Are you fucking with me? Just attachment it ass hat.

    From: Simon
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.28pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: No Subject

    Are you online?

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.37pm
    To: Simon
    Subject: Re: No Subject

    Concentrate and ask again.

    From: Simon
    Date: Wednesday 4 Feb 2009 11.41pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: No Subject

    Fuck you.

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    haha

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