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    There was an old woman who swallowed a fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old woman who swallowed a bird.
    How absurd to swallow a bird!
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old woman who swallowed a cat.
    Imagine that to swallow a cat!
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    How absurd to swallow a bird!
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old woman who swallowed a dog.
    What a hog to swallow a dog!
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
    Imagine that to swallow a cat!
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    How absurd to swallow a bird!
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old woman who swallowed a goat.
    Just opened her throat to swallow a goat.
    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.
    What a hog to swallow a dog!
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
    Imagine that to swallow a cat!
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    How absurd to swallow a bird!
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old woman who swallowed a cow.
    I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
    She swallowed the cow to catch the goat.
    Just opened her throat to swallow a goat.
    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.
    What a hog to swallow a dog!
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
    Imagine that to swallow a cat!
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    How absurd to swallow a bird!
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old woman who swallowed a horse.
    She's dead of course!

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