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SO AWESOME
VOMKA: rangles
Odysseus: is that like vodka + vomit
VOMKA: your close
Odysseus: you own a close?
Odysseus: or I do...?
VOMKA: yes
VOMKA: i do
Odysseus: WEIRD
VOMKA: its brown and has purple heads
Odysseus: Medusa?
VOMKA: no thanks i just ate
Odysseus: that's what she said
VOMKA: OOOOOOOOH WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Odysseus: I'm 5 and I'm a pc
VOMKA: i wouldnt have thought so
Odysseus: surprise!
Odysseus: let's play cars
VOMKA: vroooooooooooooom
Odysseus: vrooOOOOOOOMMM CRASZH
VOMKA: OH NOES
VOMKA: UZ CRASHED!
Odysseus: AMBULANCE
VOMKA: neenaw neenaw
Odysseus: WEEEoooWEEEoooWEEEoooo
Odysseus: BANG BANG BANG BANG
VOMKA: i have a top secret car!
VOMKA: vrooooooooooooooooooooom
VOMKA: vrooom
Odysseus: no way I have a race car
Odysseus: NEEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooom
VOMKA: so? i have a top secret one
Odysseus: MINE'S BETTER
VOMKA: ITS NOT
Odysseus: CRASH
VOMKA: TOP SECRET IS BETTER
Odysseus: BOOOOM
VOMKA: thats not fair!
Odysseus: uh oh ambulance for your top secret car
VOMKA: im telling
Odysseus: tow-truck's comin too
Odysseus: I have so many race cars
VOMKA: yeah well i have motorbikes
VOMKA: they have better acceleration
VOMKA: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Odysseus: I have a hummer with a turret gun
VOMKA: i have a het fighter so nuuuuuuuur
VOMKA: JET FIGHTER
Odysseus: NUH UH
VOMKA: shoooooooooom
Odysseus: do you have a real job? I don't
VOMKA: i do
Odysseus: you wins
VOMKA: W00T
Odysseus: but I still have more race cars
VOMKA: dont have any top secret ones tho
Odysseus: ugh SO
Odysseus: what's your job
VOMKA: I MAKE TOP SECRET CARS
VOMKA: for Ford
Odysseus: WHOOOAAA lucky!
VOMKA: **nods**
Odysseus: plus you're a LIAR
VOMKA: I DONT LIE
VOMKA: IM A MAN OF HONOUR