What about hiring a hooker?
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dude YEARS ago i had a girlfriend who was way into this kind of thing. except she wasn't my girlfriend, she was a girl who was just a good friend of mine. we hung out together best friends for like 2 years before one night she drunkenly just kind of threw it out there "why aren't we the kind of friends that has drunk sex?" and that really was what started it all.
we were in no way shape or form dating but everytime we were out together and couldn't pick anyone else up we'd end up getting together. then she started bringing her girl friends into the mix and it was AMAZING!
she was the best wingman(woman) EVER! for maybe 3 years we killed it when we would go out together. she knew of a couple that was into the swinger scene and we started going to parties together too. that i kind of had a problem with because we'd go together and go our own ways and i'd be with married women the whole night. it was just really odd.
all that changed though and stopped when i gave her the aids and she died.
the end.
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Awesome, son.mikotondria3
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