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I know this guy and his girlfriend and as a couple, they have these crazy swinger parties with like 5-6 couples all getting freaky. The girlfriend of this friend of mine is super hot, and I'd love to get with her. This guy isn't a close friend, and has jokingly invited me to join them as soon as I can get a girl down for this type of thing, of course no girl I would date would actually do something like this. This is definitely not my scene, I don't know if they all just do each other in front of everyone or not (not into that), but would like to hook up with this chick once.
The catch about this swinger party is, you must bring a date (open of course to participating). So then, what if I just hire a hooker and have her pose as my date?
Funny thing to think about, it's not my scene. I just sorta thought about it and it sounded fun. Probably wouldn't have the balls to go through with it all tho.
Yes do it. Definitely.
Just don't be cheap and bring the hooker equivalent of Boons Hill if your buddy's serving White Burgundy.
- Yah most def, I've never hired a hooker before, dont even know what a hot hooker costs, I'm afraid it might be too spendy.threadpost
- I looked into it, probably be about be about a G or so.carryon
- (cut short)...might be too spendy. May not be worth all that cash if its some eliot spitzer priced chick, just do the hot hooker!threadpost
- Why not just fuck an even hotter hooker?babaganush
Got to spend honey to earn honey.
the idea of paying for sex is so far beyond me... unless of course you're plain fuck-ugly. and the fact that you'd be doing it to get close to some other girl doesn't sound much more justifyable.
look, this guy seems to be pretty comfortable with other dudes banging his chick. so be honest with him. tell him it's not really your thing, but you're jealous of his chick and wondered if he'd mind sharing? tell him you'll pay for a weekend spa retreat for them both, which you could handily take care of with that grand buring a hole in your pocket.
oh, and as they say... pics or..
^ I hear what you're saying, I've never paid for sex either, tho I've been to a few strip clubs. But here's my thinking...from what I understand, all the other chicks are pretty damned hot too. So then, if I invest lets say $1000 to have sex with like 6 hot girls, thats some pretty good odds I'd say.
haha... cmon this is not going to work. You think you can pass a hooker off as your gf and pay her to fuck your friend without either of them finding out so you can fuck your friend's gf?
the more i think about it, it's so crazy it just might work.
dude, come up to hollywood. you can bang that many hot chicks for the price of a few 'apple martini's' or whatever the fuck they drink. slap their ass, kiss their cheek, tip the valet and you're ready to go.
never paid for sex my ass... dinner dates flowers trinkets weeding rings cars mortgages blah blah etc blah
"A woman's test is material. A man's test is a woman...if a man could fuck in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house."
- Dave Chappelle.
that's not a lot of cash. which means to make it worth her while, she probably stacks a few clients for the day.. so try not to think of the limp slobby little peckers she's been pleasing a few hours before she got a hold of yours.. hehe.
- hours? more like minutesversion3
- Nope. 2 hours. Only problem is his buddy better live in Ukraine.homeostatic
- in ref too "try not to think of the limp slobby little peckers she's been pleasing a few hours before"version3
- i'm saying just minutes before
it ups the ick factorversion3
haha dude surely you'll get busted! this sounds like the kinda thing that's bound to backfire!! What if you pay loads for this and its just a bunch of dry-humping and flirting? What if your "girlfirend" starts handing out business cards?!! it really will be hard to find the right chick. but good luck!
what would be funny would be to get chatting to some stranger chick, chat her up and ask her out on a date.
for the date, take her along to one of these parties - without her knowing its a swingers party.
the reaction when she realises what she's got herself into would be priceless. definitely a youtube moment
why dont i be your date? Im a male but we could just say that some swingers want to be tag teamed as their fantasy?
I wonder how many of these other men are bringing in hookers, engaging in some expensive arms race of sexual oneupmanship, each clueless as to the others' efforts.
just roofie a chick at the bar and bring her over...problem solved
Oh, and go do whatever the fuck you like - it's your life. God only knows why you think we'd care about your guilty little goings on.
^ This is hilarious...
"Populist myth has it that every time a woman ‘sins’ by pleasuring herself God, in retribution, kills a kitten. Overtime, ‘Killing Kittens’ has become a colloquialism for female masturbation. What better name for a movement and community whose sole aim is the pursuit of female sexual pleasure! "